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How to “Zombie Proof” a Car

December 16, 2010

Frankly, this looks more like “How to Make a Barely Legal Paramilitary Vehicle for Your Extremist-Revolution-Club,” and frankly we really don’t see much difference in the rhetoric between this group of nutcases and any other. Go ahead, and replace the word “Zombie” with any other minority as you watch and you’ll see what we mean. It’s shameful, and would be designated as hate speech in some societies.

Zombie Actors Guild

December 2, 2010

Though not affiliated with ZADL at all, we would like to give a shout out to the Zombie Actors Guild (ZAG), an “organization to help bring a voice to those who do not have any, often due to decomposed vocal cords, and to represent the hard working Zombie actors who help bring you the entertainment you love.”

Clearly they are after our own hearts, though we’d like to keep the ones we have. We’ll share though, an add them to the list of our recommended blogs.

Speaking of Likable Zombies….

December 1, 2010

Cute Zombies

Awww!

We think these are adorable! You can see them in high res over at Borked Planet. Nice work!

A Nice List from Topless Robot

December 1, 2010

Leia Zombie

OK, she's not on the list, but Topless Robotters might appreciate her anyway.

Famed Nerd Blog (and frequent ZADL haunt) Topless Robot posts a list of likable Zombies. Thanks guys!

British Zombies Turned Away From Bar

November 11, 2010

From the Daily Mail comes a story we can only describe as shameful.

Students in fancy dress were turned away from a university bar by bouncers after being told their zombie make-up was racist.

Racist? RACIST? Listen here buddy, Zombies are beyond race, beyond your bigoted considerations. All races are welcome to Zombriety, all classes, all religions, all creeds, all are treated equally among the dead! We don’t care about those kinds of thing, and frankly I find your attitude vitalist to the extreme! Go crawl back into your cave, troglodyte!

Zombies Responsible for Life on Earth?

November 11, 2010

Look out! He's got a... thing!

SPAAAACE!

It’s called Necropanspermia and stop your sniggering right there! The idea that life could have arrived on Earth as a hitchhiker has long been around, and some have even proposed that life evolved on Mars, and was transported here.

Regardless, it now seems that we may have to rethink our term, Post-Vital, as it now seems that Zombies could theoretically be Prime-Vital. In any event, this is awesomely cool to think about.

Zombie Weddings Galore

November 4, 2010

Famed actor Bruce Campbell officiated at a mass Zombie Wedding and Vow Renewal with the help of Ted Raimi. While known for movies in which he kills Zombies, it is refreshing to know that he can put that all aside and help when needed. Truly, a man to admire.

More at Geekscape and Topless Robot.

The Walking Dead

November 3, 2010

Not so much walking, as crawling

I suppose we would be remiss if we didn’t discuss AMC’s new series The Walking Dead (Sundays 10/9c). This show is based on the very successful comic book of the same name. The basic premise is that of an ongoing tale about survivors of a “Zombie Apocalypse” and how they cope in a Post Vital world.

It is a very well done show, with good effects and excellent writing, and lives up to the comic very well, which is also of the highest caliber.

Sadly though, it is not very Zombie friendly. It centers on a vitalist stereotype of mindless ghouls, always seeking the flesh of the living. None of the Zombies in the film are characters, and one of the first acts by the protagonist in the show is one of zombicide. Zombies do not figure in the story as anything more than props, villains, and a setting for an apocalyptic vision, totally at odds with the goals of this organization.

We do recommend watching it, however, if only to see firsthand the kind of vitalist attitudes that make it very difficult for the Modern Zombie to exist peacefully in this world.

Welcome German Viewers!

November 2, 2010

Don't judge me.

Yes it's a hack PS job.

It appears that we’ve had a mention in a German Blog discussion about Philosophical Zombies (the translated site is here). For those who may be wondering, a Philosophical Zombie is a “hypothetical being that is indistinguishable from a normal human being except that it lacks conscious experience, qualia, or sentience.” So, in essence, a soulless person who lacks consciousness, yet in all other ways appears and behaves as a human. It’s an idea that gets kicked around when discussing souls or dualism (is there a distinct consciousness that is separate from your physical form?).

We may have tangentially touched upon this topic some time ago, and should revisit this in detail soon. I think there may be a slight difference of opinion about how zombies work, and perhaps a distinction made between Philosophical Zombies as a class of Zombie, and the Post Vital variety. I believe the former must actually be still alive.

For now, anyway. Remember, inside every living person is a dead one waiting to get out.

Sears: Zombie Friendly

October 28, 2010

For all your Post Vital needs

It Seems that we are gaining ground with major retailers. See what SEARS has to offer you today!

10 Things I learned as a Zombie

October 28, 2010

From NPR we get the story of someone who tries on a Post Vital Existence for size. Seems that she did expirience the hatred that so frequently happens, and was shot for her troubles.

Will they never learn?

‎”Humans only use 10% of their brains. Zombies use 100%”

October 28, 2010

Well, this one's a Tree Crab, but still.

We think the Tree Lobsters may be on to something here.

In Which Zombies and Werewolves are Deemed Unhealthy

August 10, 2010

Nigh-Immortality is “unhealthy?” Surely you jest! And many of these (Pirates, Ninjas) are potential pathways to Zombiehood! At least at sea, or in ports for Pirates, and who knows when you might encounter a Ninja. There might be one right next to you this very moment. And as for Vampires, well as long as you stay out of libraries, we think you’ll be fine.

Term Life Insurance
Via: Term Life Insurance

Bob Hope learns about Zombies

July 8, 2010

ScienceBlogs Goes Post Vital

July 1, 2010

I’m not sure how long this will last, but it seems that many of the posters at ScienceBlogs have finally come out as Zombies. We couldn’t be happier.

PZ Myers of Pharyngula tipped us off. And yes, I’m ripping off his link post more or less. But it’s for a good cause, and he’s getting full credit, so why not?

Others are as follows: Zombie Women Unite at Thus Spake Zuska
Chased By a Zombie at .dotphysics.
Zombies Ate My Brain at The Thoughtful Animal
Are Zombies Nocturnal? asks A Blog Around the Clock
The Great Zombie Hoax at The White Coat Underground
Experiments Performed on Various High Level University Administrators To Determine Whether or Not They are Zombies from the verbose The World’s Fair
Zombies Like Turtles at Living the Scientific Life
Scientific Research shows that a mystery pheromone may create zombies at Greg Laden’s Blog (very original name there, Greg.)
Zombie Attack…No, Really! at Casubon’s Book
Information behavior of Zombies from Christina’s LIS Rant.

Looks like we all have some reading to do!

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