CDC Addresses Zombie “Invasions”

Well, this is disappointing. Our lobbying efforts do not seem to be having any affect on policy at various government agencies, despite several promises from various officials.

First of all, Zombriety isn’t a disease. That’s something else entirely. We’ve addressed this extensively before, and would like to post links to prior posts that explain this point.

Lies! Damn Lies!
Zombriety
Deathstyle Crisis

We will continue our efforts, but the recent post at the CDC saddens us immensely.