British Zombies Turned Away From Bar

From the Daily Mail comes a story we can only describe as shameful.

Students in fancy dress were turned away from a university bar by bouncers after being told their zombie make-up was racist.

Racist? RACIST? Listen here buddy, Zombies are beyond race, beyond your bigoted considerations. All races are welcome to Zombriety, all classes, all religions, all creeds, all are treated equally among the dead! We don’t care about those kinds of thing, and frankly I find your attitude vitalist to the extreme! Go crawl back into your cave, troglodyte!