Zombie Research Society
Today we have initiated an attempt to enter into dialog with the Zombie Research Society. We feel that they present an inconsistent view of Zombies, sometimes positive, sometimes vitalist, and wish to help clarify the message. The more people we feel we can contact the better. We must continue to fight oppression!
Hello, I represent the Zombie Anti Defamation League (ZADL.org), and I would like to enter into dialog about the purpose of the ZRS.
We feel that Zombies have been grossly misrepresented in popular culture, and that their great contributions to society have been largely overlooked. Without Zombies, there would be no one to staff your state BMVs, or the TSA.
The constant talk of the “Zombie threat” is something that we are trying to overcome as it totally distorts the motives of our post-vital friends.
Thank you for your time.
As a representative of the Zombie Research Society, I’d love to enter into a dialogue. I have read your FAQ section with great interest, and will be conducting research on your theories.
If you have any questions about ZRS, please feel free to check out our website at:
http://www.ZombieResearch.org
Best,
Andrew Morisson
Zombie Research Society
Andrew, it is with great pleasure that we greet you. I feel that we have much in common, though some of our particulars may differ. We have noticed among our members that Zombriety appears to be a conscious act of will, overriding the lack of a “reptile brain” and feel that Zombies that engage in unsocial behavior are simply acting out the stereotypes held widely by vitalists simply because they know no better.
Ours is an educational mission, and we are very happy to communicate our findings, both anecdotal and empirical with your organization.
Remember, inside every living person is a dead one waiting to get out.