Daily Show Reporter Likens Swine Flu to Zombies

Last night (4/27/09) on The Daily Show, Reporter Jason Jones may have outed Zombie Reporter John Oliver from a casket-lifestyle. He did so by insinuating that Swine Flu is a similar mechanism to something like the “rage virus” which vitalist films use to spread the misinformation regarding the means of becoming a Zombie. In so doing, he incited vitalist retaliation against Oliver, and may have spread unnecessary panic. Mr. Jones’ degree of ignorance regarding the post-vital is inexcusable in a reporter, and we find his lack of preparation calls into question his journalistic ability.

We must continue to get the message out that Zombriety is not caused by disease, though it can be a contributing factor to a Deathstyle-Crisis.

Efforts to contact the producers will, as always, be made.

(edit – we note that the above link to the clip is inconsistent, but assure you it is correct)