Tragic Event in New Orleans

We are still trying to get all the details here, but it appears that one of our Zombie Brethren has allegedly attacked a man over a garden rake.

Details are sketchy as to why he would do this, but we suspect the usual reasons; anger at being ostracized, uncertainty of one’s proper place in society, and frustration at the constant barrage of vitalist hate. While we condemn any attacks on innocent people we can sympathize with the pressures that Zombies feel in their daily existence.

We will be attempting to contact the Zombie in question and interviewing him as soon as we can.